Hello, Bertie here. Lots of funny things are going on at the moment. Last week we were here all week and so was Mummy. Nobody came to do the floor, although someone came on Monday to measure it or something. Then somebody else came and took away all the grass! Then he did lots of …
It was really nice last week. Each day when Mam came back from her golf (it's always golf, we think), she put us out in the garden for a wee while, even when it was nearly dark. It wasn't really dark. The darkest day we only went out for a few minutes, but it was …
Mummy was out all week last week. She said it was something to do with golf. Sometimes she went out in her golf uniform, but sometimes she went out in funny clothes we'd never seen before. One of them showed her legs. It was all swirly around them like her morning coat. I wasn't sure …
Bertie asked me what I was going to talk about today. I told him 'grass'. 'Why?' he asked. 'Because autumn's coming,' I said. That confused him. I know autumn's coming because the days are getting shorter, Mam's coming downstairs for cuddles and breakfast closer to sunrise, and we get cucumber in the dark in the …
Hey! We've got some grass. Mam says it's because it rained last weekend. There's not much, just enough to make an odd-shaped run for one piggy group at a time. I say 'piggy-group' because nobody wants to play with Bertie. Oh, well, Neville says he doesn't mind playing with Bertie, not too much, anyway. But …
Hello, Bertie here. It seems likes Roscoe's request for grass didn't quite work, but we did get rain. Mummy says it was Friday night mostly. But we did get some yesterday too. It's been cooler, but nice. Also cloudy. Friday evening Mummy told us to be prepared for fireworks in the sky, and they started …
George's Guinea Pig World 