Hullo, Reggie here.
Nothing happened this week, although Mummy brought us in little piles of grass every day. It was delicious.
She is going to look at pigs later. She had a look at the photos Auntie Anna has put on her Facebook page this year. There are some who have already been rehomed and lots of girls and old people who will stay in the retirement home. But Chip and Winston look nice and haven’t been there long, and Ginger and Oreo look nice too. Funny names, though. And there were some baby boars mentioned in the spring. Maybe they would be okay to have. As long as they weren’t too noisy.
What we would like:
- Boys who don’t eat our favourite things (tomato)
- Boys who like things we don’t (pepper, outside stalks of celery)
- Boys who don’t squeak loudly in the night
- Boys who aren’t going to take up much of Mummy’s time, because that’s ours
- Boys who wheek in the Hampshire dialect (it took ages for us to understand Pippin)
- Boys who don’t bite the cage bars between us.
I think that covers the most important things. They will probably take all the time that Pippin used to have. But the rest is ours!
More news next week.
All four look handsome… I like the idea of Chip and Winston moving in !!
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I like Chip and Ginger. What’s wrong with adding a girl to the mix?
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We’re all boars with bits. We’d have to have our bits off if a girl came to stay. And there are loads of boars waiting for homes in rescues.
ps, Auntie Anna’s not too well, so Mummy’s not going this week.
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Ah, Makes sense. Hope Auntie Anna feels better soon.
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What handsome choices! I like Ginger and Chip. But whichever the lucky ones are, I hope they are compatible, Reggie.
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All four are adorable. I’m sure Mummy will make a good choice.
XXOO
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Best of luck with your potential new pals. Enjoy the grass.
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