Way-aye there, Roscoe back again. I’ve a little mystery for you today. I thought I’d hold back on what happened to me till later. Keep you in suspense, like. First off, though: did you like our pictures for Guinea Pig Appreciation Day? Mam took us out onto the little table and got us to cuddle …
Way-aye. Roscoe here, and I'm all sparkling clean. Mam took me and Neville downstairs on Friday afternoon to have a bath. She'd been threatening Neville with a bath for a week or two. I don't know why I had to have one too, but there you go. Nev had his hair cut as well. About …
I'm sure we went out once this week. I can't remember which day but it was a long time ago. Percy here, by the way. I'm afraid Bertie and I are both having trouble thinking of something new and interesting to tell you. It's not that we have a boring life. It's a very satisfying …
Mummy's been threatening Dougall and me with a bath and haircut for ages. Saturday it happened. It's not so bad, really. I mean, I know I spend most of my time wondering whether I can jump out at the end where the little sea snake is. But really, getting all wet, then getting wrapped …
Auntie Dawn and Uncle Wayne have just left us. It was so exciting while they were here. We were just getting used to them and now they've gone 😦 Yesterday we cuddled with them and I was ever so good. Colman didn't cuddle because his neck is still all swollen from his operation but Auntie …
I can't believe how cruel Mummy was to me today! She took a big pair of scissors and cut my hair! It was terrible. I could feel her slicing through my hair. Now I'm even shaggier. She didn't cut it all like she did with Dougall, she only cut half of it. It was much …
George's Guinea Pig World 