Uncles are very important in a guinea pig's life. I expect lady pigs need aunties, but boars need uncles. It's so that we don't go and make babies by mistake, so I'm told. Anyway, when I was very young (3 weeks) I left my birth mother (dam) and came to live with an older pig …
Tatum
I didn't really know Tatum. Mummy met him, and remembers him looking like Oscar, but then she says that she looks at pictures of Willow and Mr Smallweed and wonders whether she's mixed them up. She met Tatum before she met Oscar and Midge, and it was only after those two came to live here …
Saku
Saku was a sweet, gentle pig and an absolute trooper. That's what Mummy says, anyway. He was Auntie Dawn's first piggie and he went to the Rainbow Bridge very suddenly in 2013, just after doing an appeal for Auntie Dawn's charity fundraising event. He was a Sheltie, like Humphrey, but white, with some dark markings. He …
Roland
Roland arrived on the scene in January, after Willoughby went over the Rainbow Bridge very suddenly. He lives with Auntie Dawn and Uncle Wayne, presumably in Mariusz's old cage. I wonder if M left him any messages. We know he's not very old, but not exactly how old - a matter of months, anyway. He …
Q is for – Quiz questions
We couldn't find a guinea pig whose name begins with Q, so I had a long think, and Kevin had a long think, and we asked Mummy, and she asked her friends.... and then she suggested we had a quiz instead. With Prizes! I asked her whether my book would be a prize, and she …
Py and Pogo
I used to live near Pogo, because he was in Jersey before me. Colman talked about him from time to time. I never met Py either, but we heard a lot about him and his friend Archi. So anyway, we're talking about Py and Pogo today. Py lived with Auntie Nixi. His real name was Pythagoras, …