Way-aye, it's me, Roscoe. Mam's been saying she'd give us a bath and the other day she did it. It's not fair, really, since it's only a few months since our last one. I don't think Bertie and Biggles have had one since we've been here! (Mam just said they'd be having their's this week, …
Way-aye. Roscoe here, and I'm all sparkling clean. Mam took me and Neville downstairs on Friday afternoon to have a bath. She'd been threatening Neville with a bath for a week or two. I don't know why I had to have one too, but there you go. Nev had his hair cut as well. About …
Mummy took our run panels down at the weekend, even though it was sunny outside. She said it was just too wet for us, due to the heavy dew, and lack of sun on the grass. I know what she means: the last few times there's been sun in the sky but not shining where …
It was really nice last week. Each day when Mam came back from her golf (it's always golf, we think), she put us out in the garden for a wee while, even when it was nearly dark. It wasn't really dark. The darkest day we only went out for a few minutes, but it was …
Hey! We've got some grass. Mam says it's because it rained last weekend. There's not much, just enough to make an odd-shaped run for one piggy group at a time. I say 'piggy-group' because nobody wants to play with Bertie. Oh, well, Neville says he doesn't mind playing with Bertie, not too much, anyway. But …
Mornin' all, Roscoe here. I've a lot to tell you about today. First off, it's been sunny in the week. Mam went outside into the garden for a bit, several times each day, and left the door open. It was okay, I reckon, but she said the grass was too wet for runnin' on yet. …
George's Guinea Pig World 