Hello, Locksley here again. Mummy was searching through my coat last week, taking bits of hay from it, and discovered several clumps where it’s all matted together. I don’t know how she finds these things. I groom myself just like Biggles showed me. I told Mummy that, and she said, well Biggles had much shorter …
Hello, Locksley here again. The big news is that I had a bath. Mummy said my bottom hair was getting very dirty. It wasn't my grease gland (like Victor), it was just where my hair is so long. The same happened with Roscoe. He got a yellow tail. I don't think I had a yellow …
Hello, Locksley here. We've had more hot weather but we got through it. Thank you Mummy for your usual routine of closing the curtains after letting the cooler air in at night, keeping out the sun as it shines into our room. One morning when it felt hot, I think it was Wednesday, it hadn't …
Hello, Ludo here. I agree with Biggles about last week. They came back this week but didn't make too much noise. Mummy was pleased she could have a shower on Wednesday. Mummy doesn't have baths. Biggles says there is no Mummy-sized bath in this house, although there are two piggy-sized ones. Auntie Noelle asked a …
Way-aye, Roscoe here. It's been a busy-ish week, so I've got a couple of things to tell you about today. First off: Mam made our ears all wet on Tuesday, when she changed the bedding. Well, she did the tube squirty thing behind our ears before she put us back in our clean runs with …
Way-aye, Roscoe here. I was going to tell you how much cheek I thought Mam had, saying she loved the way I ate my cucumber. I was going to tell you about how she eats something called an icecream. But that has been overtaken by events yesterday afternoon. We were cruelly and outrageously ripped from …
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