Mummy took me, Dougall and Kevin to the vet last week for a checkup. She said we didn't seem very happy at the moment. Well, she was quite right, I haven't felt really happy since Victor died, although Colman's birthday party was fun. We came out of mourning for Colman on Friday, in case you …
Midge is not such a bad chap
I've discovered Midge isn't such a bad chap. Okay, he farts a lot and makes funny gurgling noises, but as neighbours go, he's not too bad. He doesn't stand at the bars between us, gnawing them incessantly, for example. I've known pigs that did that and it really does make for a bad neighbourhood feeling. …
Bath and a haircut
Mummy's been threatening Dougall and me with a bath and haircut for ages. Saturday it happened. It's not so bad, really. I mean, I know I spend most of my time wondering whether I can jump out at the end where the little sea snake is. But really, getting all wet, then getting wrapped …
What shall I say today?
It's hard work this blogging business. Sometimes I have nothing to say at all. Mummy gets tips on what to do to keep your blog interesting. Let me see.... make some lists - your Top Ten somethings. OK - My Top Ten Ways of not getting bored Eat grass. I never get bored with grass Eat …
Mummy took our fleece away
She did it last weekend and didn't put it back today when she cleaned out our cages and changed Oscar's fleece. She put a thick layer of megazorb down instead. I have to admit we had megazorb when we were very young, and it's very good at keeping the place dry. Our fleece got awfully …
Oscar and Midge – then and now
Last weekend was the anniversary of Oscar and Midge coming to live with us. Then they were small, polite little boys. Now they are huge, bossy, nose-into-everything troublemakers! Well, they're improving, really. Oscar now shows me proper respect when I'm roaming the floor in the morning, and keeps his distance until I've decided to go …
George's Guinea Pig World 