Way-aye. Roscoe here, and I'm all sparkling clean. Mam took me and Neville downstairs on Friday afternoon to have a bath. She'd been threatening Neville with a bath for a week or two. I don't know why I had to have one too, but there you go. Nev had his hair cut as well. About …
Hiya, Roscoe here, talking from the lofty heights of upstairs. Mam said something to us on Friday night about 'moving upstairs' and Saturday, after our cuddles and runaround on the kitchen floor, she took us upstairs. I've never been upstairs before. One or two stairs, yes, but not a whole level up to the rooms …
George's Guinea Pig World 