Emergency! Send cucumber!

There was no cucumber this morning! It's the end of the world! First the grass disappears, then the cucumber disappears.  What's gonna happen next? We've been running around on hard brown grass for the weeks now. It's even browner than in those pictures.  I don't mind that much.  There's a tiny weeny piece of grass …

Continue reading Emergency! Send cucumber!

Midge has a funny tongue

Hi Percy here. Midge and I went to see Shirley and Barry, the tooth specialists, last week.  I objected strongly to having my teeth examined, but Auntie Shirley held me by my shoulders and tummy , and Mummy held my back feet, which was surprisingly reassuring, and I let Uncle Barry look at my teeth …

Continue reading Midge has a funny tongue