Hello, Bertie here again. Roscoe and I have been discussing the strange white patch on Mummy's cheek, but he didn't want to talk about it. I think he didn't want Mummy (he calls her 'Mam') to be embarrassed about it. I don't think she's embarrassed about it. She's been talking to everyone just as she …
Way-aye, Roscoe here again. We've got to the letter U in our A to Z Challenge. It is very challenging. Mam says most of these last ones are, but Bertie's doing V next week and he's just been to see his V, so he's dictating his post to me today. Mam has shown me how …
Way-aye there, Roscoe here again. Hope you're all doing well. We've had nice sunshine the last couple of days, and Mam hasn't been wearing lots of clothes (plenty but not lots of woolly ones). She says it's only February so don't expect to go out on the grass yet. But I know there's photos of …
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Hi there, Roscoe here. Well, we've been eating these pellets for over a week now, and we're all okay with them. They're not perfect, but you kinda get used to them. I reckon in a week or two I'll be saying they're right tasty. Update on our weights: Bertie is about the same. Biggles went …
Morning all. Roscoe here. I'm not feeling quite right today. I wasn't feeling quite right yesterday either, and Mam noticed and gave me some tubejuice. She asked me what was wrong, because I was right quiet like, 'not like meself at all' as she said. Of course I couldn't answer her, and anyway I didn't …
Way-aye, Roscoe here. It's the last day of the year, Mam reckons. She also says she doesn't really know what day it is, although she did manage to turn up on the right day for her golf and to collect Uncle James, who's staying at the moment. I reckon I saw Uncle James last year, …
