Hello, Percy here. I hope the title intrigued you. Yes, my lump is disappearing! Mummy wondered whether she was imagining it a week ago, and she looked at me very carefully most mornings last week. Then she took me to see Dr Sally, who agreed: my lump is definitely getting smaller.
I am, apparently, a wonder of modern science, since a lump like mine has never been known to spontaneously disappear. It might have been affected by the sample Dr Sally took, which made it change its method of working. That’s the only thing Dr Sally thought she’d read about. But we can’t feel anything that might indicate it’s gone anywhere else. So I may be unique. I may hold the clue to all sorts of things. A combination of Baytril, Metacam, Emeraid, Nutrimed, carrots, lettuce, kale, lavender and mint, may be exactly what is needed to make this sort of lump go away.
On the other hand, it may just be one of those things.
And I’ve even put on some weight. I am the picture of a healthy guinea pig. Dr Sally’s very pleased with me. Even more importantly, Mummy loves me, cos she told me so.
Dylan & Dougall’s birthday
It’s two years since I had my first birthday cake here. I arrived on 14th November 2015, and Dylan and Dougall had their fourth birthday on 27th November. I started out by living in the grey cage opposite them, the one Oscar’s in now. After Dougall died, I moved into their cage and Dylan went upstairs to live with Kevin. Then Dylan died and Midge went upstairs and Oscar came downstairs. It’s all very complicated. Mummy still misses Dylan and Dougall a lot, which is funny, because Neville looks just like them. He’s a nice boy. So is Roscoe. I hope we get to run around some more with them in future.
I hope I haven’t confused you too much.
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Fantastic news, Sir Percy! I know your Mum is probably over the moon! Continued good health and good eating to you!
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I miss D&D very much, but they live on in Mummy’s stories. Mummy’s portrayal of Dougall was particularly adorable.
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Very good news for Percy!
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