Way-aye, Roscoe here. I am not a drama queen, which is what Bertie called me last week. I was genuinely right upset about everything going on. But Mam sat down with me and we had a chat. Eventually I told her I was upset she'd given the little ones away, and she said, "but that's …
Way-aye, Roscoe here... just. The service here is getting terrible. Last week Mam abandoned us and left us all alone for two whole nights. It was nearly two whole days as well. I think if you added them together they nearly made two, anyway. She gave us a packed breakfast in the afternoon and told …
George's Guinea Pig World 