Hello, Bertie here again. We’re in Hampshire. Sometimes it’s sunny, sometimes it’s dark, and sometimes it rains. Mummy just put the light on and said “It’s nearly 5 o’clock! But I suppose it would be later in Hampshire.” This is very strange statement. Why would it be later in Hampshire? Roscoe told you it was …
Hello, Bertie here! I'm pleased to tell you I've been a very good boy this week, and Mummy's very happy with me. Roscoe, on the other hand, is in the doghouse. I wonder why they call it a doghouse? He's moved into Biggles cage and Biggles has moved in with Neville again. Mummy got fed …
Hello, everyone, Bertie here. I hope you all survived the first few days of the new year okay. We started on some yummy new hay that Auntie Doris and Uncle Bob brought when they visited. We don't understand why we haven't had it before, because it comes from Norfolk Pastures, who do our normal hay. …
We send our thoughts to Auntie Tori, who is missing Joshua the degu today. Joshua was one of our best friends, and we interviewed him here earlier this year. This picture is of Joshua on his sixth birthday, so we reckon he was nearly seven when he went over the Rainbow Bridge on Monday evening. …
Way-aye, Roscoe here! Hello, Bertie here! We're both going to blog today because it's an exciting story. Aye, and it's Christmas this week too. Two more sleeps. Well, two for mummy, about fifteen for us. Aye, I reckon you've got that right, Bertie. But first - a report on our missing week. We were in …
Hello, Bertie here again. There are two men talking to Mummy. One started a couple of weeks ago, and he's been talking to her every evening last week. He might be reading her a story, because she's listening to him very carefully. The other man usually talks to her at weekends, and he says a …
George's Guinea Pig World 