Hello, Bertie here. We’ve been out on the grass again, nearly every day for lots of hours. I hate to say it but Roscoe was right. Our run moved back towards the wooden hut called the summerhouse, and Mummy cut the rest of the grass with the orange machine. It’s ready to cut again, though. …
Hello! Bertie here again. We are all keeping our distance from everyone except our immediate household. Roscoe and I had an argument about it in the garden and I won! I hope you are too. We were out in the garden for the, um, seventh? day in a row. We have two days in the …
Hello, Bertie here again. Roscoe told you last week we're in our new house and room, and Mummy's busy unpacking. She was very pleased yesterday because she finally found the kitchen cutlery. That's what she said and it sounds important. She made herself a nice stew with red pepper and fennel and carrot and parsley …
Hello, Bertie here. Lots of funny things are going on at the moment. Last week we were here all week and so was Mummy. Nobody came to do the floor, although someone came on Monday to measure it or something. Then somebody else came and took away all the grass! Then he did lots of …
Hello, it's Bertie here. We're in Hampshire, but it's not yet what Mummy said it would be. We're in the cages in the living room like we were last time. That's okay, of course. When we arrived on Thursday, Mummy found that the floor was still damp from where they'd been working on it. Our …
Bertie here, in our house in Norfolk. Mummy went out in the car as the storm ended yesterday, and she hasn’t come home! She gave us lots of food and hay and stuff before she left. Roscoe says she had it all planned, wasn’t I listening? But I don’t remember her saying anything about staying …
George's Guinea Pig World 