Dear Mummy

I am writing on behalf of Kevin who wanted to complain on Facebook but you’ve been too busy to let him on it.

Last Tuesday you left us out in the rain.  I know you were out in it too when there were only a few drops, but later it started raining and you were indoors working and you didn’t notice till the ground was all wet.

We were wet too.  Well, I was a little bit, because I left my nice tent to check up on Kevin.  He had left his snuggletunnel because the outside was getting wet too, and he was sheltering under a large leaf.  I think it was a courgette plant leaf.  It was ok till the rain started running off the leaf and onto his back.  His coat got all spotty where it was wet.  Mine did too, but the water was running off my back more easily than it ran off Kevin’s.

We demand to know why you left us out in the rain.  And also why is Kevin the only one without a nice pop-up tent?  Humphrey, Dougall, Colman and Hector were all lovely and dry in theirs.

We demand answers! And carrot tops in compensation!

Yours sincerely

Dylan

(on behalf of Kevin)