Roscoe solo

Abandoned! Starved!

Way-aye, Roscoe here... just. The service here is getting terrible.  Last week Mam abandoned us and left us all alone for two whole nights. It was nearly two whole days as well.  I think if you added them together they nearly made two, anyway. She gave us a packed breakfast in the afternoon and told …

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K is for Kitchen!

Way-aye, Roscoe here. I was wondering about the letter K, because all I could think of was KALE. Bertie reminded me there used to be a hero here called KEVIN, but I never met him, and Bertie says he only met him once or twice. So I asked Mam, and she said, well, where do …

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