Mummy tried an experiment last week. She put a huge big run up around one of the vegetable beds, and made sure we couldn't get onto that to eat the yummy carrots and chard, and stuck one little run at the side all on its own. I was first out, so I went in the …
Author: Dylan
I live with my brother Dougall in my Mummy's house. I like cucumber, carrots and grass and running round the kitchen and through tunnels in our cage. And best of all I like loafing in my hammock. Sorry, our hammock.
Oops. I forgot
Dylan here. Sorry, I forgot to post a post today. I've been out in the garden eating grass. I do a lot of checking up on Oscar and Midge while I'm eating grass, making sure they are doing their job properly. Midge is pretty good. Oscar comes over and pokes his nose into my business. …
It’s all gone very quiet
Mummy went out of the front door yesterday with her big blue bag. That's bad news. She only takes her big blue bag when we're going to be alone for some days. She said Uncle Michael and Auntie Rosemary will be looking after us every day and Auntie Vikki will come in once or twice …
Victor’s Day
It's already one year since Victor went to the Rainbow Bridge. Mummy remembers it very well, since she says she had a moment when he visited her to say goodbye, along with George and Hugo. She was in the middle of a game of golf at the time, so she thinks it's real. Why doubt …
Mummy’s up to something again
I can always tell when Mummy's up to something. She tells us things with a very serious tone of voice, and I don't really understand what she's saying about France and stuff. But she's been making lists and leaving them by our cages and things like that. She mutters about how much food to leave …
Dylan interviews Mummy
I'm sitting here with Mummy, and she's finished bribing me with cucumber, and she's combed my hair (ouch!), and now I'm going to ask her some Very Difficult questions. D: Who's your favourite guinea pig. M: Well, you are, of course, Dylan. Although it might be whoever's sitting on my lap at the time. If Kevin reads …
George's Guinea Pig World 