Midge is not such a bad chap

I've discovered Midge isn't such a bad chap.  Okay, he farts a lot and makes funny gurgling noises, but as neighbours go, he's not too bad.  He doesn't stand at the bars between us, gnawing them incessantly, for example.  I've known pigs that did that and it really does make for a bad neighbourhood feeling. …

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