Hello! Locksley here with the weather report for last week. I know it's not exactly the most exciting news you're getting from me, but we have a very relaxed life. The only variation, really, is whether it's nice enough for us to go outside and eat grass. Last week it was nice enough on several …
I've discovered Midge isn't such a bad chap. Okay, he farts a lot and makes funny gurgling noises, but as neighbours go, he's not too bad. He doesn't stand at the bars between us, gnawing them incessantly, for example. I've known pigs that did that and it really does make for a bad neighbourhood feeling. …
George's Guinea Pig World 