You may know that Mummy writes proper stories about us that are made into books. There's the Trilogy of the Princelings of the East, both on ebook and in paperback, and then Hugo's story The Traveler in Black and White which is an eBook. I'm in all of them of course, as Victor the barkeeper …
The only J foodstuff I could find was Jerusalem Artichoke and I've never had that. Mummy doesn't grow it and when she has the tubers she keeps them all to herself. I don't even know whether we can eat them, or whether I'd like them. So I thought of something else to talk about. Jemima's …
George's Guinea Pig World 