Hello. Bertie here. I've been very good this week. I'm always good, of course. Sometimes Mummy interprets my behaviour differently from me. She says I'm growing up. Apart from Oscar, who's insufferable, I don't argue with anyone any more. Midge and Percy seem to be okay with me checking up on them every now and …
Bertie here. I've had a terrible time this week. Okay, we went out on the grass for a couple of hours earlier in the week, but then it all changed. And I mean CHANGED. One day I was down having floor time in the kitchen like normal, and I came back to find my cage …
The report from downstairs is that Mummy has brought the garden run panels in. The small ones live in a canvas bag under the table, and I can confirm the bag is full of the run panels. The large ones are packed in the cardboard boxes. I can't tell whether the boxes are full or …
Hello Percy here. It's my turn to do a remember post about someone I didn't meet. Yesterday it was three years since Humphrey went over the Rainbow Bridge. Midge and Oscar arrived a few days later so they never met him either. Humphrey was a sheltie type of guinea pig, with long, flowing hair, not …
Hi, Bertie here. I've been told it's Colman's day today. I didn't know Colman, so I asked Percy about him. He said he didn't know Colman. He died on 25th September 2015, which was a couple of months before Percy arrived. He said Kevin used to talk about him, because he was Kevin's friend. I …
I've noticed. I don't know what Mummy is doing in the evenings, but she seems to be getting later giving us our cucumber. A month ago we got it when it was still light, and now when she gives it to us it's almost completely dark outside. We complain, but she tells us "It's not …
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