Hi there! It's me, Roscoe, the Ruler of the East! No, seriously, I just wanted to sound different today. It's just GeordieRoscoe as usual. We're still blogging from A to Z once a week, and we've just reached halfway with M. But we have an Appeal further down the page, so please read right to …

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