I don't like to complain, but Mummy keeps going out in the afternoon and it's nearly dark, or even really dark, when she comes back. A couple of nights last week she came back when the sun was in the sky, but not in the garden, not even in Roscoe & Neville's run. We were …
Bertie asked me what I was going to talk about today. I told him 'grass'. 'Why?' he asked. 'Because autumn's coming,' I said. That confused him. I know autumn's coming because the days are getting shorter, Mam's coming downstairs for cuddles and breakfast closer to sunrise, and we get cucumber in the dark in the …
Hey! We've got some grass. Mam says it's because it rained last weekend. There's not much, just enough to make an odd-shaped run for one piggy group at a time. I say 'piggy-group' because nobody wants to play with Bertie. Oh, well, Neville says he doesn't mind playing with Bertie, not too much, anyway. But …
Hello it's Bertie here. I don't know what's going on. There's no grass left where Mummy puts us out in the evening for grass time. It's all brown. Although there is a little around the edges. I nibble that but it's not enough for a real supper. We spend most of our days sheltered form …
Mornin'g all, Roscoe here. I remembered to put the 'g' on up there, did you see that? What, no ' thing? Okay. It's a hard life being a guinea pig y'know. Eat, sleep, work, eat, sleep, work. I guess we work at what you call 'play', but it's serious business, you know. Take morning floor …
Hello, Bertie here. Today I will ask a question I've been thinking about for ages. Why does mummy spend so much time away from home? We only spend a little time each day out of our houses, and then sometimes a nice long time in the garden, like we did on Sunday. But last week, …
George's Guinea Pig World 