Mummy gave us a pile of grass the other day. It was sunny all day. She was out in her golf things as usual. When she got home it was too cold for us to go out. It's not fair, is it? You agree with me, don't you? But she did go into the garden …
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Hi, Bertie here. I've been told it's Colman's day today. I didn't know Colman, so I asked Percy about him. He said he didn't know Colman. He died on 25th September 2015, which was a couple of months before Percy arrived. He said Kevin used to talk about him, because he was Kevin's friend. I …
Hello, Bertie here again. We had a very boring week. We didn't go outside once. Not once! It was either too cold, too wet, or Mummy wasn't here. Mummy was out yesterday too. It was cooler than it has been. She wore her thick grey coat she calls a sweater. I don't think it makes …
Hi! Bertie here! It's been a busy week for Mummy but at least when she went out early she gave us lots of food, and most days she came back in time to give us a nice run in the garden. I've met the two new boys, Roscoe and Neville. Roscoe is white, and quite …
Bertie here today. I didn't know what to talk about. Mummy said, tell people what you like. Percy said make a list of ten things. You don't want to bore people. So here is my list Apple. We don't often have apple. It's delicious. We had one yesterday. Mummy picked it up from the tree …
We were out in the garden on Saturday. Oh, I should tell you it's Bertie here. Anyway, we were out in the garden on Saturday. We went out early, about 2 o'clock, because Mummy was here. She'd finished the gardening she wanted to do. Then she had a drink and was reading while we did …
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