Hello, I’m Reggie. And I’m Ronnie, and I should go first because my name is listed first.

Pippin told us he wanted our help in April, because we’re blogging every day. And I said we ought to start straight away, so we know what to do.

So here we are.

What is ‘blogging’ anyway?

I think it’s something to do with poops.

What, blobs of poops? No, that would be blobbing.

It’s something about talking to people.

There’s nobody here to talk to. We’re whispering to Mummy’s keyboard. And it’s putting things on the screen. Oh, look, there’s a picture of us just arrived.

We’re using a transcription service that George discovered many years ago.

How do you know that?

I read it somewhere. There’s lots of stuff here about guinea pigs, and the adventures people had before we came along. And there’s a picture of me at the vet, too, look.

What’s that water on the table?

It’s when the vet squirted water in my mouth so she could see my teeth. Some of it fell out.

Oh. But your teeth are fine now. Why is she listening to your body?

It’s a check-up. She checks everything,

Well, I think we’ll stop there for today. Come back in April when we help Pippin with this A to Z thing. I guess we’ll find out what we’re doing then.

Yes, come back next week, and every day in April.

See you then

Ronnie and Reggie.